Welcome to the Pizza Rat Family
it takes many rats to make such a great restaurant possible, thank you for all of your love and support. Here are some of my most valuable friends and family members who will be forever part of the Pizza Rat Team.
Mr. Pizza Rat
I am a single dad and humble vermin, who in 2015 was caught on camera bringing a slice of pizza home for my kids.
The Classy Rat
Classy is nice, but she seems to have forgotten about us after only a couple of months ...... She and the Rat TV station are the ones who gifted me my restaurant for which I am thankful.
AP
I think she means well. AP is always a very energetic employee and looks out for the restaurant. We are very happy to have her.
Vivian
Vivian is also a great employee, but she is on her phone too much. But, she also is helpful because she knows how things work in the digital age. We are probably not cool enough for her......
Chef
Chef can be scary about his vegan diet sometimes, but he is excellent and I could not do without him. Without him we would not have as many healthy options as we do. We also keep him in the kitchen because he can get into fights sometimes.. .
Jon
This was a very kind intern that was sent to us from the Rat TV station. He seemed worried, but the pizza we gave him helped I think....
Pizza Rat's kids
I have four beauitful rat kids. Their names are Strawberry, Chestnut, Beaver, and Felix. Strawberry is very intelligent and gay, she will be helping me with my business soon, I hope. Chestnut and I do not always see eye to eye, but I love you no matter what you do. Beaver is nervous most of the time, but I'm sure he will find his way in the rat world. Felix is very good at computers, but makes very large messes, please stop inviting the roaches over. I love you all and am happy every time we share pizza together, Rat Dad
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